Songbird Fan Mugs

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Musician

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Shower curtain call.

Busking during a pandemic

Festive squad

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Aimee Mann

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

Celine Dion

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Trumpet and birds

Freedom of the Press

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."