Synchronization Specialist Gifts

The dream works when the team works!

Felix Mendelssohn

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We are so in sync!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"You're late."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

"You're dragging the beat."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Spider harpist.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

"Well, some of us were synchronized."