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The dream works when the team works!

Felix Mendelssohn

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We are so in sync!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"You're late."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"You're dragging the beat."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Spider harpist.

Sleep Disorder Research.

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'