Synchronized Duo T-Shirts

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'We are so in sync!'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Date Night

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Living together, couple in love.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

The synchronized shower event.

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"I want to make it with you."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

How about swapping wives for the day?

Cell Partners

The dream works when the team works!

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

The flies in my soup are doing synchronized swimming. The chef is a big Busby Berkely fan.

"You can learn important lessons in leadership from studying sport, but I was thinking more about rugby than synchronised swimming."

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."