Dynamic Duos T-Shirts

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm just a mover myself, but I'm married to a shaker.'

How about swapping wives for the day?

Dance Partners

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

"I want to make it with you."

Cell Partners

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Access ME.'

Sadojazzachists

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

Batmansplaining.

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

Asleep on an airplane

'Hi honey I'm Home.'