Dynamic Duos Prints

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm just a mover myself, but I'm married to a shaker.'

How about swapping wives for the day?

Dance Partners

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"I want to make it with you."

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

Cell Partners

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

Sadojazzachists

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'Access ME.'

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

Asleep on an airplane

Two people practice the french horn.

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

'How come when I like the wife, you don't like the husband? . . . Sigh. We'll never have friends.'