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Home Business - Printer Ink.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Romance

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

How about swapping wives for the day?

Cell Partners

"I want to make it with you."

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Tube men dancing.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

Dance Partners

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'Access ME.'

Sadojazzachists

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

"Them's dancin' words."