Sundae Lover T-Shirts

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Mexican angels.

Mexican Serenade.

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Trucker's tan.

Manga study #2

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

Moon crooner

Crab conductor.

Music Lesson

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

Sandy Eggo.

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

The great Dessert Island.

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'

My Valentine

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'