Sundae Scholar Pillows

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Lady Justice.

Statue of Security

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

The hour of justice

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Antonin Scalia

Upholding the Law

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

Clarence Thomas

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Supreme Liberty Court

"I have one indulgence: myself."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Crime - Punishment

Ruth Bader Ginsburg