Sundae Strategist Mugs

Ice cream makers.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

What's your exit strategy?

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

Protecting the green

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

Poker Moms

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

The great Dessert Island.

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

Mowing the Lawn

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Games and Rubiks Cubes

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

"Ok, if I make this one, you have to stop hitting on my wife."

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"According to my calculations, the traditional migration route is not optimal. My new route can halve the travel time..."

"O.K. So when we have a party, we won't ask them."

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