Sundae Seekers Gifts

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Shoe addict.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

Segregated Beach

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'No surf?'

"Your mascara is running."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"I have one indulgence: myself."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Ice cream makers.

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'It must be a milkfish.'

"That's what we look like naked??"

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Medical Exam

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."