Suntan Seeker Gifts

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Visual Gag: Vinnie's budget tanning salon / a con charging people money to lay in the sun to get a suntan

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'At least we should get a tan.'

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Beach hats

Easter Island Shades...

Sunbathing in the park