Suntans Gifts

"Put those boobs away, miss. You can't go around without your shirt."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Running

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Poetry repairman

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Centaur Sprinter

The tanning channel.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Trucker's tan.

Algernon Swinburne

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.