Suntans Gifts

"Put those boobs away, miss. You can't go around without your shirt."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Running

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Poetry repairman

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

The tanning channel.

Centaur Sprinter

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Trucker's tan.

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Algernon Swinburne

Linford Christie

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'