Suntan Aficionado Gifts

Man sunbathes with 'David Dickinson'-strength suncream.

"This is how I enjoy the sun."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Party Animals.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Sumo Love.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

UFO Shelter

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

Carpe diem

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

Alien snowman