Suntan Lover Gifts

Trucker's tan.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Zorro as a child.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Situation Tragedy.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

Beam me up. Scotty!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"