Suntan Lover Prints

Trucker's tan.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Scotsman in the bath...

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Situation Tragedy.

Bigfoot tracks...

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'