Suntanning Gifts

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

Beer Lover.

Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'Come here often?'

Visual Gag: Vinnie's budget tanning salon / a con charging people money to lay in the sun to get a suntan

I appreciate your concern but I assure you that factor 30 will be quite enough to protect Tim from sunburn.

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'We'll need a sun for tanning.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Definitely a fake tan - she hasn't even got a passport.'

Sunbathing vampire with factor 10 million sun lotion.

'Can't stand the heat, go into the kitchen.'

The tanning channel.

'Uh-oh -- We're going to need sunscreen'

Hombre Solaire

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Time to do your back,luv."

Wow, what's the SPF on this stuff?

It works just like a pop-up turkey thermometer -- When my innie becomes an outie, I'm done cooking and it's time to turn over.

"Turn over and I'll do your back."

Bad fake tan day.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I love this time of day."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre