Music-loving Suntanners Gifts

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

The No No No's

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Cossack dancers

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Plum jam...

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The Echoes at Killarney

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Snake Charming

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"The estranged string trio."

"Romance"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Bassoon practice.