Music-loving Suntanners Gifts

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

The No No No's

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Plum jam...

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The Echoes at Killarney

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

Snake Charming

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Romance"

Bassoon practice.

"The estranged string trio."

Islington Angels.