Suntan Seeker T-Shirts

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Visual Gag: Vinnie's budget tanning salon / a con charging people money to lay in the sun to get a suntan

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'At least we should get a tan.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

Beach hats

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."