Cheesy Line Connoisseur Gifts

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Electric Blanket.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Who's a cutey?

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Bats with blankets.

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

"I suffered a stroke."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

"I'm head over heels about you."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I can't feel my legs."

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Last Tango in Wisconsin

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"May I write a poem about you?"