Cheesy Line Lover Gifts

Jerry McJigsaw: 'You complete me!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm raven mad about you."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Chicken: the one-man show

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

My birthday suit is out of fashion.

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"I'm head over heels about you."

'I heard he was funny.'

'I was set to go on vacation, but I didn't have the right luggage...So I asked Gary Sinise if I could borrow the bags under his eyes.'

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

"May I write a poem about you?"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'And that's Mike...He's on a strict 'need to no' basis.'

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

Boxer

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.