Cheesy Horror Lover Gifts

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

The wonderful world of cheese.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'He likes to power nap.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"I'm raven mad about you."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."

Stormy Night

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween