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The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

The wonderful world of cheese.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'He likes to power nap.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"I'm raven mad about you."

"Listen, Sweetie, try not to kill anyone at your new school or you will get expelled again, ok?"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

I, Scream.

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Stormy Night

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween