Cheesy Line Connoisseur Prints

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Electric Blanket.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

"I've always been a gnome body."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

"I'm head over heels about you."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I can't feel my legs."

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"May I write a poem about you?"