Cheesecake Connoisseur Mugs

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

Cake Free Zone

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

His Her Cakes

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cheese

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'