Cheesecake Aficionado Mugs

"We've got your results back...your weight problem is 18% genetic and 82% cheesecake!"

'Can you take that down to Jenkins? I've already got a lot on my plate.'

'You the one who ordered a little cheesecake?'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Layer cake

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Panettone

Cheese

Cake Friday!

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

I made you a cake!