Cheesecake Aficionado T-Shirts

"We've got your results back...your weight problem is 18% genetic and 82% cheesecake!"

'Can you take that down to Jenkins? I've already got a lot on my plate.'

'You the one who ordered a little cheesecake?'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Layer cake

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

I love Cannelloni

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

Panettone

Make your resolutions achievable.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"