Cheesecake T-Shirts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

Cake Free Zone

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Panettone

Happy Birthday to you.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cheese

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."