Cheesecake Enthusiast T-Shirts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

'Read my hips. Don't order the chocolate cheesecake.'

Doris turns to crime

"We didn't like it."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Frosting the Snowman

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!