Cheesecake Enthusiast Gifts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

'Read my hips. Don't order the chocolate cheesecake.'

Doris turns to crime

"We didn't like it."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Diner.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

The wonderful world of cheese.

A heart shaped cake

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Layer cake

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

French wine

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Cheese

Cake Friday!

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Panettone

Make your resolutions achievable.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"