Cheesecake Lover T-Shirts

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'Are you JOKING? There's a triple chocolate cheesecake in there!'

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

"This time, when you breathe out, say 'Yes, I will believe I will have the chocolate cheese cake.'"

Spell Book

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

'I always cry at weddings!'