Cheeseburger Champion Gifts

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Big Burgers.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

The Running of the Brie

A Creature WAS Stirring

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Sculptor's chippings

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Sandwich snob.

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

Cheese

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cheese Plaiters.

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can beam back down to earth for a cheeseburger!"

When vegans pose for photos.

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

'Rock beats Scissors!'

'Monged too much this week?'

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

Cow Exerecise