Cheeseburger Champion Mugs

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Big Burgers.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

The Running of the Brie

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Sculptor's chippings

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

Sandwich snob.

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cheese

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

Cheese Plaiters.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

'Rock beats Scissors!'

'Monged too much this week?'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

Cow Exerecise

"...and we also have some from a few stateless terrorist groups."

"Burger with - I'm guessing - American cheese?"