Cheeseburgers Mugs

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

The Running of the Brie

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Nutrition-Free Diet

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Big Burgers.

Repletion.

Big Boy Foot

Burger stall at an art gallery