Cheesecake Champion Mugs

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

His Her Cakes

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Bake-a-thon.

Big Burgers.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"I'll have the cheesecake, hold the cake."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'Read my hips. Don't order the chocolate cheesecake.'

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Doris turns to crime

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

'You the one who ordered a little cheesecake?'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"We've got your results back...your weight problem is 18% genetic and 82% cheesecake!"

Thoreau's secret diary

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

'Are you JOKING? There's a triple chocolate cheesecake in there!'

Mouse Party

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."