Chocolate Cake Champion Mugs

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

His Her Cakes

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Baking

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Boy baking a cake.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Bake-a-thon.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Here's one I made earlier.

Birthday Painting

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"