Chocolate Cake Champion Mugs

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

His Her Cakes

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Baking

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Boy baking a cake.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

Bake-a-thon.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Here's one I made earlier.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Birthday Painting

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

Practical Jokers Club