Chocolate Cake Enthusiasts Mugs

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

A heart shaped cake

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

Frosting the Snowman

Thou Shalt Not!

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Happy Birthday to you.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'