Choco-champion Gifts

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

The best baker in Bath!

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

Don't binge and drive.

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"With a little fiscal stimulation..."

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Candies and diet pills

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

'Another October 30, another failed Halloween candy sleepover.'

"I don't need to go trick or treat. I just ordered a bunch of candy on the internet."