Chocolate Chip Champion Pillows

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Now that's Real TV!'

Starvation Watching

Haute Chinese

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'My arms are getting shorter.'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Look, we're getting a recreation centre."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Ball and Chain

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"