Chip Champion Pillows

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I love working with my hands.'

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Chi Kick

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

OUT of ORDER

Little known evolutionary steps.

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

Seagulls

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

Cow reading chip makers sign: 'Chipmaker, eh? I should get out of the milk biz, and go to work there.'

"King me!"

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

"Good news, Terry, I've hit my target weight. We can start having chips again every night."