Chip Champion Pillows

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'I love working with my hands.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

Seagulls

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

OUT of ORDER

Chi Kick

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

Cow reading chip makers sign: 'Chipmaker, eh? I should get out of the milk biz, and go to work there.'

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

"King me!"