Chopper Champions Pillows

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"So, what are you reading?"

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'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Biker chopper shopper

The weight of winning gold.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

Trike lowrider

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

Drug testing for Tour de France.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"What's next?"

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

'Who else wants a piece of me?!'

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

Chef with stuffed chickens as trophies.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'