Chopper Champions T-Shirts

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"So, what are you reading?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

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Chris Froome

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Biker chopper shopper

The weight of winning gold.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

Muhammed Ali RIP

'But toothache is the worst!'

Trike lowrider

Drug testing for Tour de France.

Sign on the door at Karate School.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

"What's next?"

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

Chef with stuffed chickens as trophies.

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'Who else wants a piece of me?!'

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

Mike Tyson