Chocolate Chip Champion Prints

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Now that's Real TV!'

Haute Chinese

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'My arms are getting shorter.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Ball and Chain

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Look, we're getting a recreation centre."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'