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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Lawnmower

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Spring cleaning.

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Here's your problem."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Old man learning to ice skate

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."