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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

Spring cleaning.

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Here's your problem."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

Old man learning to ice skate

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."