Chore Challenger Mugs

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Would you like to borrow my dishwasher?"

'I don't get the system. I leave my socks in the bathroom, you take them away. I leave my pants in the living room, you take them away. I leave the garbage in the hall, and it's still there.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Remember, it's still your turn to do the dishes.'

'I did make a 'To-Do List.' The first thing I put on it was, 'Make A To-Don't List.''

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"Oh, my husband has an excellent memory, and I'm sure he knows the content of his "to do" list by heart. The problem is that he's just plain lazy!"

"I don't care if all the other husbands are pillaging. You promised you'd clean out the gutters today."

"Helpful, him? He'd mow the carpet and vac the lawn!"

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

"Don't forget to put the bin out, dear."

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

'Okay, one last question, Rhonda. The correct answer is worth a million. Here we go: What lifeform takes care of the rubbish - A, the germ or B, the husband?'

'I got you the huge warehouse size detergent. I know it's heavy, but just wake me up and I'll pour it in the washer for you.' 'My man. So big, so strong, so helpful.'

'If you are so tired, why don't you do the dishes in bed?'

Lawnmower

'It's your mother. She wants to know if she can help with the dishes.'

"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."

Spring cleaning.

'Don't think of me as a ‘Honey-Do' list maker. Think of me as a jobs creator!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Dad, help! The cleaner just quit!'

'Did I forget to put out the garbage, dear?'

Energy conservation.

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Family working together

'But you said to clean my room.'