Chip Challenger Mugs

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Selling Justice

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Police Complaints Authority

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

Chi Kick

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."