Checker Challenger Mugs

'Scram! Beat it! Get off the court!'

Sweep the board.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'Your turn.'

10 items or less

'Checkmate!'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

'Cheetah!'

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"King me!"

"Don't ask me about my past."

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

Chess Disagreements

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'