Checker Champion Mugs

'He goes back to the pet shop first thing in the morning.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Sweep the board.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Much ado list"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Prawn Amend

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Bored Baker

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Cat chess

"It's baaaack!"

Beating Dad at Chess.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

The great big holiday to-do list.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'That's it then - Time is money.'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'