Chilli Champion Prints

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Much ado list"

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

So close... Yet so far.

"I feel a draft."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'One down, four to go, Katie.'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The First Tattoo

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

Chi Kick